* out of ****
The Other Woman opens with a sexually-charged, yet PG-13
commencement of a relationship between Carly, played by Cameron Diaz and Mark,
played by Game of Thrones’ Nikolaj Coster-Waldau –one of those super-Danes who
can speak English in any accent pretty well. She is a high-powered attorney and
he is some kind of New York businessman. This relationship is shown in the form
of a montage like many things in the movie, which is always a
Hollywood-friendly alternative to actually developing justification for how
something forms.
In this case, the montage is supposed to show us that Carly
has found the right man. What we are shown, however, is that he is a good-looking
rich guy who takes her to nice places and satisfies her in bed. Not much else.
We then discover that Mark hasn’t told Carly about his wife named Kate, played
by Leslie Mann, who is needy for attention and oblivious to Mark’s deceptions.
When Carly finds out where Mark lives, she drops by one night
only to have Kate open the door. Mark is out and Carly unsuccessfully attempts
to play off the visit as a simple case of a mistaken address. Carly is soon
stalked by Kate -on the grounds that she feels a kinship through their being
duped by the same man. Carly is resistant to this naïve and manic woman, but
they soon bond.
After discovering Mark to be out of town on “business”
they embark on a mission (because a big New York attorney like Carly has a lot
of time on her hands) to spy on him. They discover him to be dating two
gigantic breasts, played by swimsuit model Kate Upton. Her character’s name is
Amber and after secretly informing her of Mark’s serial deception of women, the
three ladies plot revenge.
Some of the music choices in the movie are pitiful. There’s
a sequence where the girls are all having fun and they play Girls Just Want to Have Fun. Not kidding. There’s also a part where Kate is so excited at the
prospect of spying on Mark that she wears all-black and brings a grappling hook
with a rope as the theme to Mission: Impossible plays. I was under the
impression that this music cue lost its comic potency after the nineties.
But I digress. I’m losing touch with the meaning of the
film. Mark’s presence throughout most of this movie is meaningless. He’s no Don Draper when it comes to the character depth of a cheating husband and the
turmoil these women eventually put him though doesn’t feel rewarding. Putting a
face to the wrongdoer who affected these women early in the film is a distracting
mistake because the story is about the sisterhood formed by three females based
on the typical (although outdated) manipulations of a man. There’s just about
no need to see who this man is.
Maybe I’m missing the point entirely. This movie is supposed
to be funny… right? Well it really isn’t. It’s pretty lame. The comic potential
of Diaz and Mann is diminished pretty early when the shallow dialogue and
pitifully contrived comic set-pieces seem outrageous for the sake of being
outrageous. There are also quite a few scatological gags in this film, which
belong in a Farrelly Brothers movie and break its chances in having the respectability of a traditional farce.
It must be a real burden for director Nick Cassavetes to be
the son of John, who brought realism to US cinema through independent
simplicity and raw emotion. Nick seems to have formed a career of cheap laughs and manipulative drama in spite of his father's work. The Other Woman is condescending and barely
triggers a gut reaction in terms of its comedy. It met all my cynical
expectations associated with chick-flicks when all I wanted was a little
redeeming surprise here and there.
I only hope that its first-time screenwriter,
Melissa Stack, can grow from the success of this film and write another story
about female empowerment that actually has some real social commentary and
hilarity. It wouldn’t be a major achievement though. Someone did that
thirty-four years ago with 9 to 5, a movie that feels years ahead of this
one.