The Artist

Jean Dujardin and Bérénice Bejo in Jean Hazanavicius's The Artist

 **** out of ****

The Artist is just damn cute. I've always had an admiration for movies that pretend to be from another age and get it so right. It means that they put a lot of work into making it look authentic, which has to be very difficult. Then they can relax and embrace the naiveté of another era and do silly things like in this movie where a cute dog goes to find a police officer for help, which would be an eye-roller in any kind of modern context or approach. 

Some may not see the point in resurrecting another era of cinema or any kind of art. The objective here doesn't seem to be adding any kind of twist. For example you can look at how Spielberg and Lucas took their love of cheap adventure serials and turned them into technically sophisticated colorful epics like Raiders of the Lost Ark and Star Wars. Tarantino did the same with seventies exploitation B-movies. Then you also have your spoofs like Black Dynamite and Down with Love which were made to seem like old movies but were subtly mocking them.

Like 2002's Far From Heaven, the filmmaker is clearly in love with a form of another time and is making a movie that they wish had been made back then. The viewing experience of The Artist is just the same as watching a great movie from the silent era. What separates it from those old films is that it is a silent film about silent film.

Everyone in this movie is amazing. They're natural physical actors. Every now and then, when spotting a familiar character actor, I would feel a bit of surprise because I forgot I was watching a new movie. 

This film is just so sweet and innocent. It feels like such a special gift to watch something that puts into perspective that what worked so well back in the twenties still works now.

Midnight in Paris

Owen Wilson is Gil visiting the 1920s with Corey Stall as Ernest Hemingway and Kathy Bates as Gertrude Stein in Woody Allen's Midnight in Paris

**** out of ****

I'm a Woody Allen fan. Maybe you're not but you have to appreciate that this is a guy who makes a movie a year. Every now and then you get one that is weak or semi-pretentious and every now and then you get one that is entertaining and brilliant.

Here's an episode of AV Talk where they discuss this film and recent Allen films.
 
Midnight in Paris is a movie that Allen has always needed to make because he finally addresses and questions his obvious contempt for the modern world. 

This is his nostalgia-themed film. It's a comedy about a writer (Owen Wilson) who thinks the ideal time and place for him would be the nineteen twenties in Paris. This was a time when all his artistic heroes frequented the clubs and bars discussing their visions and producing them. While visiting Paris with his not-so-nostalgic girlfriend (A bitchy Rachel McAdams) and her America-centric rich parents (Kurt Fuller and Mimi Kennedy), he takes some time out to wander the streets at midnight where his wish comes true. A twenties-era vehicle filled with partying Parisians picks him up and take him back in time to the twenties for the night. Our protagonist finds joy and inspiration from this midnight visit and decides to make this trip through time every night where he meets people like Ernest Hemingway (Corey Stall), Zelda and F. Scott Fitzgerald (Alison Pill and Tom Hiddleston), Gertrude Stein (Kathy Bates), Salvador Dali (Adrien Brody), and many others.

Michael Sheen is a genius, as always, playing a pretentious twenty-first century art enthusiast who seems like a faint echo of the man in the movie line from Annie Hall.

On one of his trips he falls for a woman who was one of Picasso's mistresses played by the lovely Marion Cotillard. Our character's love interest from another time has characteristics that give this escapist surreal comedy weight as he learns of her nostalgia for the early 1900s and lack of contentment living in the twenties. 

Allen is predictably clever enough to avoid any sci-fi or fantasy explanations for why the time travel happens in this story. Like Groundhog Day, or Allen's The Purple Rose of Cairo, the surreal plot needs no justification. We are only interested in the circumstances it creates.

13 Assassins

Kôji Yakusho is Shinzaemon Shimada, a man driven to kill an evil lord he knows will bring about and age of endless cruelty in Takashi Miike's 13 Assassins

**** out of ****

There is a serious lack of Samurai films that I've seen. I can't claim to think this is a film worthy of Kurosawa fans because I've only seen a couple of his films. The source of 13 Assasins is kind of unexpected: The maestro of the horrific, Takashi Miike, a man who made one of the most disturbing films I've ever seen, Audition.

There is a moderate amount of gore in this film but the violence is cleverly paced by delivering the most unsettling images of cruelty at the beginning which inspires a journey for vengeance that has close to no graphic results until the movie's final thirty bloody minutes.

What's behind this carnage is a really good story about a group of Samurai who are so appalled by actions of a sadistic lord, they agree to dishonor their code of loyalty and stage an assassination on the lord as he travels. 

This is a very entertaining piece of historical fiction and it isn't to be believed. It has a slight over-the-top edge one might expect from an American Western. That comparison is nothing new to Samurai flicks.

That's all I can really think to say about this movie. I thought it was awesome.  

Transformers: Dark of the Moon

A bunch of shit all happening at the same time in Transformers: Dark of the Moon

 * out of ****

I hate Michael Bay. There are few successful directors working today who come close to my disdain for him. I dislike his movies so much, I think I need to see a shrink to find a psychoanalytical explanation for why there is an awful bad-fast-food taste in my mouth when I watch a movie by him. What is clear, is the annoying combination of kinetic visuals and maxed-out sound mix that all his movies have. There is also the shallow perspective of his characters and subject matter. If there are middle school or high school teachers who show Pearl Harbor to students in history class, they ought to be ashamed. Why? Because Michael Bay films are stupid and even with a profound historical subject like the bombing of Pearl Harbor, he couldn't help but give America a dumb outlook on it's own history.

So here's what I have to say about Transformers: Dark of the Moon. Needless to say, I didn't like the first Transformers movie and I walked out on the second one. I am honestly willing to give any of them a chance because giant robots fighting amongst the skyscrapers of a major city is cool. ILM's special effects are always guaranteed to deliver... and then Michael Bay is always guaranteed to make the action unintelligible. The extent of my respect for him is that he is a hard-working director of high production standards. That doesn't amount to much when he seems inept at knowing how to make a character like-able or how to pace a movie so that there is a sense of payoff. I'm sure that in his love-life, he skips foreplay and immediately employs a jack-hammer. You can sit down and watch a Bay movie and see a scene of great spectacle, top-notch special effects, intense editing, and music that is coming to an apocalyptic swell -and it's only thirty minutes in. He's skipped over giving the audience a reason to care about what's going on. That could be perceived as a movie that's like a ride -but it's not. He cuts way too much and his shot's don't manage lead from one to the next with any kind of grace. It's disjointed chaos and the closest thing I could relate that to is a giant videogame you can't play.

Describing how I feel about Bay films, I would think, would describe how I feel about this one. But I'll try to describe the film's highlights to the best of my recollection: All the Transformers betray their amazing design by talking like dopey cartoon characters and are given dialogue that sound's like pre-recorded cliches. In a movie that's trying to bring a cartoon to the real-world, the Transformers should be more interesting than the humans. Alas the movie's real concern lies with the deflated ego of Sam Witwicky who just wants a little recognition as a savior of the world (from the events of the previous films), is having a little trouble with the relationship stability with his replacement babe, and is stuck with an embarrassing car. In a Michael Bay film, a man's in a lot of trouble when he doesn't have his hot babe and cool car. 

He goes job-hunting in what I guess is Bay and screen-writer Ehren Kruger's excuse for comically driven character exposition. Bay says he's inspired by the humor of the Coen Brothers... I'll find another opportunity to expound on that weird claim in a future review. This portion of the movie is scarce on explosions but heavy on what Bay must perceive as awkward humor without a grain of subtlety. Craziness breaks out. Leonard Nimoy does the voice of a traitorous Autobot who joins the Deceptacons to take over the world with Chicago as their home base. The Autobots are banished but -surprise- come back anyway. Sam's babe is in trouble. The Soldiers who have been in all three films without an ounce of character development show up to resist the occupation showing off new military tech which is supposed to impress us even though it's being showcased in a movie about giant robots. Things blow up. A great amount of complication in the plot ensues and I have a headache.

Here is Half in the Bag's review.
 
Sometimes, I think there is a lack of objectivity when I watch a Bay film. I feel as if there is anything being offended more than my eyes and ears, it is my sense of morality. He seems to love things that I think are bad: Egotistical protagonists, materialism, negative racial-ethnic-gender-sexuality stereotypes, militarism, and American supremacism. There are people out there who will never be offended by such things. Bay has an audience and I'm afraid I don't speak for them... 


But here's someone who speaks for me:
Check out this scathing review of this movie and Michael Bay's career from AICN.

The Descendants

A moment of beauty in Alexander Payne's The Descendants

 **** out of ****

The Descendants is a movie that feels very honest. I don't know how to describe it. Considering how it is a family drama that deals with tragedy, I really like how it dodges becoming overly sentimental. I also like how it's quirky bitter edge never betrays the seriousness of the film's story and characters with needless cynicism. 

A Hawaiian father (George Clooney) has an enormous amount of responsibility through juggling a family-inherited land decision, rekindling with his children, and a wife in a coma. Things get more complicated and the movie drifts with the main character into a world of emotional confusion. We are with him empathizing and rooting for him through his struggle to stay rational.

Alexander Payne is well-known for bitter drama comedies like Election and Sideways. Ignatiy Vishnevetsky points out that most of his films aren't as evolved as this one because everyone is a caricature except for the protagonist. I might have to agree with one. I like Payne's work but sometimes it has a 'everyone's stupid or crazy except for me' kind of alienating theme going on. I feel like The Descendants thankfully more mature than that. There is even a character in it who seems to be the dopey comic relief and turns out to be more human than you thought. 

I have always enjoyed Payne's ability to show people as their plain believable selves. They look so far away from the way we have come to expect people to look in the movies. He avoids glamour or reserves it for the appropriate characters while everyone else looks like people might in your family picnic video: loosely dressed for comfort, past their prime, and maybe not perfectly in shape. He inhabits the Hawaiian setting with very ordinary people and there is still a magical charm about the location and the music in the film that gives it such pleasant character. 

This movie is very slow paced and I think it worked quite well that way. I really can't think of a damn thing wrong with this movie. 

The Adventures of Tintin

Andy Serkis and Jamie Bell are Captain Haddock and Tintin through motion capture animation by Weta in "The Adventures of Tintin"

***1/2 out of ****


The Adventures of Tintin plays the Zemekis game of modern digital movie-making and pulls it off better than anyone else has. This is a top quality kid adventure flick that has all the devoted energy you could imagine from two of the most spectacle driven filmmakers working today.

Steven Spielberg directing and Peter Jackson producing is a winning combination. I was under the impression for a time that Spielberg wasn't very good at adventure stories anymore. Maybe it took a big lovable geek like Jackson to be his new George Lucas.

The animation approach was a perfect choice for bringing this beloved Belgian comic to life. Live-action would have been a constant battle against the real physical world. This movie exists in it's own whimsical environment where all the objects and characters are zany but the backgrounds and sets are rendered so well they could pass off as real. As a result you are given the sense of a breezy adventure around the world dominated by entertaining caricatures.

Andy Serkis, once again, steals the show as a drunken ship captain. He still proves to be the most refined professional at motion capture acting. Somehow, his performance comes out more expressive than everyone else in the film.

The story does lag a little near the end but I can't say I got tired. I'd say it is the only weakness to this movie. It does surrender to a MacGuffin formula where I don't care as much about what the characters are after than I do for the chase scenes and rich visuals. I had that kid-like feeling watching this one. I seriously wished this had come out when I was ten years old. It's just too much fun.   

Check out this very fun interview with the two greats who produced this movie. Holy crap! Jackson looks normal again! Really, if you're a geek, watch it!

War Horse

The film's hero, Joey, gallops at top speed through the horror of the trenches -one of several astounding shots in the gorgeous film, "War Horse".

 ***1/2 out of ****

I think of a short time in my late teens and early twenties when I had gone from being a Spielberg child to a sullen cynic hell-bent on rejecting his then-current movies. Those were the years between Schindler's List and Minority Report when I started perceiving how his films could be so transparent in their manipulation. It was a time when I saw a hero of mine for all his faults and rejected him like a young man might reject his father.

Spielberg is a director who is going to tell you how to feel and leave very little emotion up to the viewer's choice. His movies are emotionally driven and rarely intellectual. He is also not particularly good at comedy. I think I got over these issues during my late twenties when I started to understand everything else about him that makes him one of the greatest directors ever. 

The man is in love with spectacle just as much as he is with people. As a movie fan I believe that every Spielberg movie is worth watching -even the bad ones. When Spielberg fails, there isn't the slightest indication of laziness on his part. He blocks long takes and embraces the naturalism of overlapping dialogue. His movies guarantee a rich quality through the help of Janusz Kaminski (and other great cinematographers) and the enchanting music of John Williams. Outside his work, just watch the guy talk about film. He's very thoughtful. I recently noticed it's almost as fun to watch Spielberg geek out on his favorite movies as Tarantino.

I address the history of my feelings about the director as a preface to this review because War Horse is easily the kind of Spielberg film I would not have liked during the phase I described at the beginning. It is a very manipulative tear-jerker that asks you to view a story of miraculous triumph in a time and setting where nothing of the sort happened... and the character isn't even a human.

The film doesn't seem to owe as much to history as it does to film history. This is Spielberg making a classic war movie. The ending shot made me think of Gone With The Wind. Like Baz Luhrman's Australia, it is an emotionally driven drama that uses a very disturbing period in history to deliver a classic Hollywood-style audience friendly epic that would have been completely embraced if it had been made fifty years ago.  

Movies like this are comfort food for me. I felt love for the Horse in the film as he endured the hardships while changing hands between the different sides who suffered the needless cruelty of World War I and how they were all able to stop for a moment and show this noble creature mercy. It is a film that is full of wishful thinking. This is well-executed escapism which is one of the two biggest reasons I like going to the movies.

Here is Ebert's review.